opaltheraven:

TRC CHARACTERS AS THINGS MY FRIENDS HAVE SAID PART 2

Gansey: I think I’m getting old way too quickly. Like, I’m 17 and I already can’t sleep through the night and don’t get pop culture references

Ronan: Full offence, but you eat grapefruit like a mother fucking maniac

Blue: When I die, bury me in a giant tub of hummus

Adam: I’m a slut for some good Tupperware.

Henry: [about the guy who narrates Planet Earth] I want this voice to whisper sweet nothings in my ear every night until the day I die

Noah: Here I am spending money I don’t have on food I don’t need

Declan: Honestly, I’m underrated

Persephone: Wait. My spider senses are tingling. *sneezes*

Calla: Life is just better when you’re tipsy and I will not apologize for speaking the truth

Greenmantle: When I grow up I wanna be like my girlfriend. She’s the coolest.

The Grey Man: Just saying, this would be a great place to dispose of a body.